Baxter: Yes.  Baxter is a dog, but lets see you produce content like this.  He is simply a wordsmith. Carefully crafting each and every letter, Baxter shows off his immense control over the language.  We also paid someone to cut his balls off.

Big G: He lifts. You don’t.  Nuff said.

The Doctah: He’s got the cure for all your sports knowledge needs.  Throws with the right, kicks with the right and wipes with the right, this man is simply right.  Always right. In his free time he enjoys Chicken Pahm subs and a cozy sweater.

Elias S. Bureau: Deep in a pit from the dark depths of Mordor, there is a man who knows stats better than anyone in all of the seven kingdoms. Lucky for us, this man is Elias S. Bureau and he has taken his talents to The Last Call. On a completely unrelated note, Mr. Bureau has been know to pathologically lie, and riddle his works with sarcasm. Viewer discretion is advised.

Monty: Monty lives at home with 7 children, 4 cats, a mouse and ghost named sultry Lisa.  He is known around town as being the first one to ever to eat 30 Big Macs in a day.  He weighs 3 bills.

ManDime: Easily the best looking blogger.  This man is beauty personified.  The ideal man in all regards.  Scientists have been begging to get a DNA sample but that would involve plucking one of his glorious, dark, curly hairs off of his robust skull.  5’11 and a quarter, 120lbs.

Will: No one is really sure where this guy came from, and honestly we’re all too afraid to actually find out.  He is however an evil mastermind, and every crew can use one of those.  Writer of the weekly one sided “Would you rather?”